A beautiful fairy appeared one day to adestitute refugee claimant outside the Australian Immigration Offices.
'My goodman,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you've just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children.
'The mantold the fairy:
'Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want newteeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.
'Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want newteeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.
'The fairylooked at the man's almost toothless grin and--
PING !!!
He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!'
What else?' asked the fairy, 'two, morewishes, to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garagein Bondi with eight bedrooms for myfamily and the rest of my refugee relativeswho still live in my country. I want to bringthem all over here.
PING! -
In the distance there couldbe seen a beautiful mansion looking over thebeach with a three car garage, a longdriveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, anda sparkling inground pool and a Hummer, fullof his nephews playing their music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said thefairy, waving her wand.
I want to be an Australian with nice clothes instead of these rags,
including an akubra hat and nice clothesinstead of this shawl
and I want to have white skin likethe Australians.
'PING! -
The man was transformed, wearing worn outjeans from
Best and Less, a dirty K MartT-shirt and a greasy baseballcap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
Best and Less, a dirty K MartT-shirt and a greasy baseballcap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.
'Where is my new house? Wheres my VisaGold Card?'The fairy said
'Tough luck. Now that you areAustralian,
you're entitled to sweet f-all like the rest of us.And she disappeared
'Tough luck. Now that you areAustralian,
you're entitled to sweet f-all like the rest of us.And she disappeared
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Common to all western countries
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