July 30, 2009

SL Welfare centers best in the world-International Bodies

While a few unscrupulous elements backed by the so called LTTE diaspora overseas attempt to tarnish the image of the Colombo government, all international institutions and relief bodies which visited welfare camps in the once strife torn northern area of Sri Lanka have commended that the welfare centers were the best in the world.
Foreign delegates Ambassadors have already conveyed to their respective government that the administration of President Mahinda Rajapaksa looked after the welfare of civilians housed in temporary centres in the best possible manner providing all relief measures.
Last week the United Nations Development Programme Assistant Administrative Director, Jordan Rayon visited many welfare camps in the North and expressed satisfaction over measures afforded to the civilians.
Rayon observed that the internally displaced was well looked after not only with the basic human needs but also with extensive medical facilities rarely seen in welfare centers in other parts of the globe where wars are fought.
Following that visit, Rayon assured the Colombo government that the UNDP would come out in a major way to help Colombo in the de-mining process and the re-settlement of civilians.
Rayon was delighted over the manner the government speedily moved towards the 180 day deadline to re-settle the internally displaced.
He has assured all possible assistance from the UNDP to ensure early re-settlement of the displaced.
Courtesy : Government Information Department

July 27, 2009

If I die?

Husband: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister

July 26, 2009

fishing at bamba beach

Bambalapitiya coast line

ELEPHANT PASS

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 1

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 2

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 3

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 4

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 5

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 6

PUNISHMENT FOR DRUGGIES IN M.E. 7

HUMMANAYA @ DICKWELLA

July 22, 2009

Me and My (Our) savior and his son





About to be a victim (in school uniform)










No proper bath for weeks












cyanide



















































It's cool.
Why I am so fat and others skinny?












What will happen in next hour?














I have nice time thanks to stupid tamil refugees in western countries.
(anyway there better off thanks to me )













I fight for what????











July 21, 2009

"Good luck Mr.Gorsky". By Neil Armstrong

Neil Armstrong's Secret



On 20th July 1969, as commander of the Apollo11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon 'That’s one small step for man, One giant leap for the mankind,' were televised to Earth and heard by millions.

But just before he re-entered the Apollo 11, he made the enigmatic remark: "Good luck Mr.Gorsky".

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut.

However upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programmes. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what "Good Luck Mr Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled and said nothing.

But on 5th July in Tampa Bay , Florida , while answering reporters’ questions, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question. This time he finally responded. Mr Gorsky had died so Neil Armstrong felt he could impart the secret of his enigmatic words.

In 1938, when Neil was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed his neighbours' yard- Mr & Mrs Gorsky's...

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs Gorsky shouting at her husband,

"SEX? You want SEX!? You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!!"



A true story...

Good Luck Mr Gorsky

July 19, 2009

Never seen so much horror as in last few days under LTTE

“Since we were ordered by the LTTE to shift out of Kilinochchi in November deeper into the Tiger-held territory in Vanni, I have lost count of the number of times I was displaced. I have never seen so much devastation, pain and suffering even in a horror film, compared to what I witnessed in the last few weeks before I decided to move into the government-controlled territory on May 13,” says a clearly identified Tamil public servant describing his ordeal of being forcibly moved from place to place by the LTTE from August 2006.
Speaking to the Hindu correspondent in Colombo who spoke to him at the Menik Farm Complex, IPD centre, 50 km from, Vavuniya, Thuraiyappah Gathayaselan (59) an Assistant Director in the Ministry of Education posted at Vadamarachi, Jaffna, describes his ordeal under LTTE captivity, and his harrowing efforts to establish links with his family with whom he was separated in August 2006.
Adding a possible silver lining to his tragic story, the Hindu correspondent in Colombo says he was able to establish contact with Mr. Gathyaselan’s daughter from Colombo at 7.30 p.m. on Tuesday (26). He had got through to the number in one try. His daughter who picked up the phone could barely converse in English and was yet anxious for details of her father.
Here is the text of the story from the Hindu (28) titled “Senior Tamil officer in search of his family” written by B. Muralidhar Reddy
“I have never seen so much devastation, pain and suffering even in a horror film”
The Hindu correspondent establishes telephonic contact with refugee’s daughter in Colombo
Thousands among the 2.7 lakh refugees who escaped took with them their savings of years

MANIK FARM COMPLEX (VAVUNIYA): Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. The case of Thuraiyappah Gathayaselan (who would turn 60 on October 31), an Assistant Director in the Sri Lanka Ministry of Education posted at Vadamarachi in the Jaffna peninsula, is perhaps a telling example.
A twist in his life on August 11, 2006 displaced him from his four-member family at Vadamarachi, left him with no choice but to be a captive of the LTTE at Kilinochchi till November and end up among the last batch of civilians to run away from the Tigers into the government-controlled territory.
Currently lodged in one of the 25 government camps for the war-displaced civilians in the Menik Farm Complex, 50 km. from Vavuniya town, Mr. Gathayaselan is desperate to contact his wife and three daughters at Vadamarachi. Thankfully, he has preserved the government identity card through the multiple displacements that began some time in November and the unprecedented devastation three weeks preceding the end of Eelam War IV on May 19. Read More......

July 12, 2009

Made in Sri lanka ???????????????????





ColomboInternational school.

Sri Lanka
Dinner party

Our Future
Nice.!!!!!!!
Isn't It??????






July 5, 2009

One Mother.......

The world is full of sons and daughters like you and me

I had a marvelous mother, who loved me,
Sacrificed for me and helped me in every way possible.

In all of my growing up from childhood through
School and eventually marriage,
My mother was always at my side.

And when I needed help with my little ones,
She was there for me.
A few years ago, we buried this wonderful woman.
Can you imagine how I felt when I returned home and
Found poem in her drawer written by my mom.

The time is now

If you are ever going to love
Love me now while I can know
The sweet and tender feelings
Which from true affection flow

Love me now while I am living
Do not wait until I am gone
And then have it chiselled in marble
Sweet words on ice-cold stone

If you have tender thoughts of me
Please let me know now
If you wait until I am sleeping
There will be death between us
And I will not hear you then

So if you love me, even a little bit
Let me know while I am living
So that I can treasure it

Now she is gone and I am sick with guilt
Because I never told her what she meant to me.

Worse yet, I did not treat her as she deserved to be treated.

I found time for everyone and everything else
But I never made time for her.

It would have been easy to drop in for a cup of tea
And a hug but my friends came first.

Would any of them have done for me what my mother did,
I know the answer.

When I called mom on the phone,
I was always in a hurry.

I feel ashamed when I think of the times I cut her off , The times I retorted back to her , The times I glared at her in a angry mood when she wanted to correct me and guide me through the correct path.
I remember too, the times I could have included her in a trip out and did not.

Our children loved Grandma from the times they were babies.
They often turn to her for comfort and advice.
She understood them.
I realise now that I was too critical,
Too short-tempered, too stingy with praise.
Grandma gave them unconditional love.
The world is filled with sons, daughters and a child like me.
I hope they see themselves in this letter and realise from it.

July 1, 2009

Today's Humar





A school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a Awell-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites..
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much..
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!

26.
Better late than
Pregnant